May 2013
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August 2012
203 posts
hey asshole who made fun of my status about my dog, we have to put him down on saturday. i hope you’re happy… fuck you.
Am I like the only sober person that listens to hardcore and also doesn’t claim edge? Also I wish bands would freakin stop plastering straight edge all over everything. I want to wear your shirt but I don’t want to be a straight edge billboard ya dig.
I just became part of OpenWatch.net, a participatory countersurveillence project! #openwatch http://bit.ly/hhkWWc
- gives you flashbacks of traumatic events
- sends you into an agonizing panic attack
- makes your heart skip beats from sheer terror
it does not
- mildly offend you
- make you feel uncomfortable
- gross you out
- make you angry
are we fucking done here
yeah dawg
I hope Mitt Romney’s car elevator breaks down so he has to ask all his donors for some money so he can afford a new one.
1. Dinosaurs and humans probably hung out
2. Dragons were totally real
3. “God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ.”
4. Africa needs religion
5. Slave masters were nice guys
6. The KKK was A-OK
7. The Great Depression wasn’t as bad as the liberals made it sound
8. SCOTUS enslaved fetuses
9. The Red Scare isn’t over yet
10. Mark Twain and Emily Dickinson were a couple of hacks
11. Abstract algebra is too dang complicated
12. Gay people “have no more claims to special rights than child molesters or rapists.”
13. “Global environmentalists have said and written enough to leave no doubt that their goal is to destroy the prosperous economies of the world’s richest nations.”
14. Globalization is a precursor to raptureClick through for the crazy deets.
Go read this shit. This is exactly why my children will never attend a conservative Christian school. If a progressive Christian school actually exists, maybe, but education is much better in secular private schools and public schools. I was taught this pseudoscience and fake history in my Christian school and had a very hard time accepting scientific fact as fact. Thank God I eventually realised that no proven science actually contradicts the Bible (as these books would have you believe) and that I can love Jesus and science at the same time. God gave you a brain, use it.
crying cause my dog’s oldness and not-being-able-to-stand-up-without-help-ness is too much