I Say Things Sometimes

awfulmodifications: SUBMITTER’S COMMENT: I despise self...

godandhotsauce — Fri, 03 May 2013 01:18:10 -0400

SUBMITTER’S COMMENT: I despise self piercing. She also made a status the day before she did this saying she was “going to get angel bites and they would probably get infected”.

WHAT’S AWFUL: Self piercing with safety pins.

HOW IT CAN BE FIXED: Take them out, don’t put any jewelry in, and sea salt soak those until they heal up.

why does this idiot get to listen to Manchester Orchestra? why???????

Source: Compliance and Safety

katzndogz — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 01:58:39 -0400

Source: Compliance and Safety

hey asshole who made fun of my status about my dog, we have to put him down on saturday. i hope...

godandhotsauce — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 23:29:35 -0400

hey asshole who made fun of my status about my dog, we have to put him down on saturday. i hope you’re happy… fuck you.

collegehumor: Giant Guitar and Dancing Bear Oh, look, the best...

godandhotsauce — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 18:15:09 -0400

collegehumor:

Giant Guitar and Dancing Bear

Oh, look, the best band in the world.

That’s a balalaika, not a guitar. Learn your instruments k.

Am I like the only sober person that listens to hardcore and also doesn’t claim edge? Also I...

godandhotsauce — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 00:18:31 -0400

Am I like the only sober person that listens to hardcore and also doesn’t claim edge? Also I wish bands would freakin stop plastering straight edge all over everything. I want to wear your shirt but I don’t want to be a straight edge billboard ya dig.

I just became part of OpenWatch.net, a participatory countersurveillence project! #openwatch...

godandhotsauce — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 23:59:26 -0400

I just became part of OpenWatch.net, a participatory countersurveillence project! #openwatch http://bit.ly/hhkWWc

Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.

godandhotsauce — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 10:21:47 -0400

Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.

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godandhotsauce — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 22:14:45 -0400

corgiaddict: thedailywhat: Water Park Corgi of the Day:...

godandhotsauce — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 22:05:41 -0400

corgiaddict:

thedailywhat:

Water Park Corgi of the Day: Because Corgis.

[dpf]

Gonna corg.

forever reblog

a trigger

godandhotsauce — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 20:25:39 -0400

bipch:

gives you flashbacks of traumatic events

sends you into an agonizing panic attack

makes your heart skip beats from sheer terror

it does not

mildly offend you

make you feel uncomfortable

gross you out

make you angry

are we fucking done here

yeah dawg

funkies: white people if I saw this car I would vandalise it...

godandhotsauce — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 20:14:53 -0400

funkies:

white people

if I saw this car I would vandalise it so hard

ratchetmess: These bitches need to keep their ratchetness...

godandhotsauce — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:41:07 -0400

ratchetmess:

These bitches need to keep their ratchetness offline

I will be doing a dramatic reading of this later. When my parents go to bed so they can’t hear me cursing at the computer.

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godandhotsauce — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:36:45 -0400

ihopemittromney: I hope Mitt Romney’s car elevator breaks down so he has to ask all his donors for...

godandhotsauce — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:14:59 -0400

ihopemittromney:

I hope Mitt Romney’s car elevator breaks down so he has to ask all his donors for some money so he can afford a new one.

rnax: rnax: me seductively whispering “cucumbers” this has...

godandhotsauce — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:10:38 -0400

rnax:

rnax:

me seductively whispering “cucumbers”

this has over 12,000 notes

14 Wacky "Facts" Kids Will Learn in Louisiana's Voucher Schools

godandhotsauce — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:06:40 -0400

14 Wacky "Facts" Kids Will Learn in Louisiana's Voucher Schools :

motherjones:

dallalicious:

1. Dinosaurs and humans probably hung out
2. Dragons were totally real
3. “God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ.”
4. Africa needs religion
5. Slave masters were nice guys
6. The KKK was A-OK
7. The Great Depression wasn’t as bad as the liberals made it sound
8. SCOTUS enslaved fetuses
9. The Red Scare isn’t over yet
10. Mark Twain and Emily Dickinson were a couple of hacks
11. Abstract algebra is too dang complicated
12. Gay people “have no more claims to special rights than child molesters or rapists.”
13. “Global environmentalists have said and written enough to leave no doubt that their goal is to destroy the prosperous economies of the world’s richest nations.”
14. Globalization is a precursor to rapture

Click through for the crazy deets.

Go read this shit. This is exactly why my children will never attend a conservative Christian school. If a progressive Christian school actually exists, maybe, but education is much better in secular private schools and public schools. I was taught this pseudoscience and fake history in my Christian school and had a very hard time accepting scientific fact as fact. Thank God I eventually realised that no proven science actually contradicts the Bible (as these books would have you believe) and that I can love Jesus and science at the same time. God gave you a brain, use it.

fyeahbeards: From http://mattb143.tumblr.com/ !

godandhotsauce — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 18:30:55 -0400

fyeahbeards:

From http://mattb143.tumblr.com/ !

ratchetmess: that can’t be fixed bro…. strugle and pain. his...

godandhotsauce — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 18:26:00 -0400

ratchetmess:

that can’t be fixed bro….

strugle and pain. his friends are strugling not to laugh when he shows them his new ink.

hey guys moustache club is back

godandhotsauce — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 07:37:19 -0400

hey guys moustache club is back:

follow pl0x

crying cause my dog’s oldness and not-being-able-to-stand-up-without-help-ness is too much

godandhotsauce — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 06:04:56 -0400

crying cause my dog’s oldness and not-being-able-to-stand-up-without-help-ness is too much